Death On Demand

Choose when to die.

Pick a cool time.

It will look great

on your gravestone,

to have numbers in line.

Choose where to die,

in a room with a view,

and gather your friends,

either many or few.

You can say a speech,

or get someone to toast.

Choose to die now,

when you want to the most.

Don’t take a chance,

that life will get better.

Better die now,

than live a regretter.

Leave cash to your family,

they need it the most.

Send them all money,

to arrive in the post.

They’ll be sad at your passing,

but glad of the date.

So it won’t clash with their travels,

or finding a new mate.

Don’t see this as failure,

it’s great in the end,

to choose when to die,

and how much to spend.

Don’t think of the future,

they’ll be glad when you’re gone.

They’ll throw you a party,

and sing you a song.

 Why live any longer,

 you’re past your best before?

Why not die now,

 let others benefit with more?

It’s totally your choice,

and decision you see.

We’ll just strongly persuade you,

and pay the full fee.

So get ready to die,

it’s time to move on.

There’s no changing your mind,

the payment has gone.

So grieve for your life,

but only a bit.

This death on demand,

is really a hit!